The strange roommate“Stop talking,” Tom hissed in hushed tones. “My dad’s on the roof.”Jan 31, 2022Jan 31, 2022
Proven ways to get a newborn to sleepHop on the elliptical, pair the workout with the low gutteral tones of an elk, and your baby will be blissfully asleep in no timeJan 21, 2022Jan 21, 2022
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The bargain hunterMy dad loves a bargain. So I wasn’t surprised when our trip to Krakow turned out to be cover for him to have his teeth whitened on the…Mar 1, 2021Mar 1, 2021
The Graduate“Can you let me out? I need to get to a job interview.” The man I’m talking to is Brazilian and doesn’t understand why I’m trappedFeb 15, 2021Feb 15, 2021
The Dog’s Bollocks“You know what this is, don’t you?” asked the waitress. I wanted to try something different, something real Polish people ate, so I’d…Jan 1, 2020Jan 1, 2020
Day of the dogMost people don’t know how many hot dogs they can eat in one go. But I do.Oct 7, 2019Oct 7, 2019